I don’t have cable television. When I don’t over think my whole situation, the reason is that I don’t need it and don’t care to spend money on channels I will never watch. But I could also say that I don’t have it because I essentially don’t have a TV. It also doesn’t hurt to mention that I live right next to the airport and I swear every single time I’m watching something an airplane passes and I miss the fucking punch-line. So if I had cable I would miss when Marc Summers tells me what flavor of salt water taffy is his favorite, and that would suck.
None of this actually matters.
I should move soon.